Oh, hey, it’s another crappy photoshoot of one of my videogame characters, only this time it’s not crappy iPhone photos—it’s crappy screenshots from HD video recorder footage! The recorder was a Christmas present for the household, which I’m glad to put to mediocre use.
Anyway, this is Maddox, my second Fallout: New Vegas character. Don’t let the badass NCR getup fool you! He’s really a scrawny bespectacled science geek who is only still alive because, as it turns out, scrawny bespectacled science geeks can melt your ass with plasma weapons from half a mile away.
He’s wearing his First Recon beret with the fancy-ass Advanced Riot Gear from the Lonesome Road DLC—it’s damn near NCR cosplay—and that’s the Q-35 Matter Modulator on his back.
I thoroughly resent the implication that he’s basically just Arcade Gannon, or, more to the point, like Arcade Gannon and my first F:NV character had a man-baby together. I resent the implication because it’s true.